Dear Neo-Nazi Defence Cohort League,
I have noticed that your collective spokesmen have been, over the last decades or so, 'silenced' in one way or another when they decry that the Holocaust did not occur. I think it regrettable that upstanding christian white-folks like yourselves cannot deny the Holocaust if it should suit them to do so.
It's just, like, totally unfair. These politically correct times are a real pain in the a**. I think I might have a solution though. If one cannot deny the Holocaust, perhaps one can deny the world conflagration within which the Holocaust occurred? If one denies that World War II actually took place, one is de facto denying the Holocaust took place. Smart, right?
I've checked with a Lawyer, a Jew as it happens, and she tells me this will work!
Regards,
Bilious C. Pudenda
Dear Bilious C. Pudenda,
Thank you for your email and your suggestion. We think it unlikely that people would believe that World War II did not happen. We ourselves are certain World War II took place. We respect Herr Hitler and his supreme philosophies and he is rather connected to World War II. It certainly took place. We are quite certain that people, even White Christian folk, would think us to be idiots if we took this position.
Thank you again for your email and suggestion. Do keep in touch.
Sincerely,
Neo-Nazi Defense Cohort League
Dear Awesome White-Boys,
I understand how denying that World War II in its entirety took place might be problematical, but one must weigh one's priorities. If denying the Holocaust is of pre-eminent importance, sacrifices will be needed. And as far as your belief that folks will consider you to be idiots for denying WWII, I would not worry. As it is now, the vast majority of Humanity consider y'all to be idiotically imbecilic and inbred morons already and taking this position could not possibly besmirch your well earned reputation for totally fuct learned exposition.
Just sayin' is all.
Regards,
Bilious C. Pudenda
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