................................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)................................................


Wednesday

Sho-sho-la-TAY

The Management Telephone call:

Ring......Ring......Ring......

Me:  "So-and-so's So and So Shoppe.  May I help you?"

The Management: "Who am I speaking to?"

Me: "Pardon?  I don't understand."

The Management:  "What is your name?"

Me:  "Oh, I understand now, you meant, 'To whom am I speaking?'  Right?  I keep forgetting how badly you Canadians butcher The Queen's.  It is as if you're speaking Greek to me sometimes.  I have to translate in my head.  Chocolate, my name is Chocolate(1)."

The conversation went down hill from there.



(1) Chocolate.  Pronounced, 'Sho-sho-la-TAY'.

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