................................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)................................................


Friday

From Contented Kine

"And the kine took the straight way to the way of Bethshemesh, and went along the highway, lowing as they went, and turned not aside to the right hand or to the left; and the lords of the Philistines went after them unto the border of Bethshemesh."
1 Samuel 6:12
King James Version (Cambridge Edition)

People talk about kine 'lowing' and 'mooing', or 'ammuu-ing' if they are Finnish cows, all the time.
Yeah, I know, I don't know why they do either, but nonetheless, that's the truth of it.
I'm very perplexed about the dialectic of it all.
The usefulness of these expressly neutral terms is all very well indeed when one is conversing of such things in the rarefied realm of the abstract, but what is it, exactly, that is occurring in de facto objective reality?  If you stop and actually listen to these beasties -  and I mean really listen - it sounds more like moaning and groaning to me.

 Aaaaaahhhhhh fuck..........I'm a coooowwww........ A goddddddd dammmmnnn coooowwww......

Usually this is a shocking revelation to the poor things because they are not really too bright.


So about all this 'contented cow' bollocks?

Ha!
Contentment my arse, it's the lowing wails and keening lamentations of thoroughly despondent and despairing kine I tell you.  And no mistake!